Here is another old post from ckesk.net and while I still agree with them all, I wanted to repost it here to add another disgusting trait in the bathroom.
I want to start this by saying I am a mild germaphobe and a public bathroom could easily substitute for a living hell for me. A dudes public bathroom in particular has to be the grossest, most vile place on the Earth. I’m gonna detail that filth below starting with a simple urinal picture.
Above is your typical urinal, except for one thing; it is clean. You will have to look long and hard to go into a public bathroom and see a urinal in this type of shape. What makes the above picture even worse is the way I am about to describe how some jackasses use it. (you’ll have to thank me for my awesome artwork later)
One Hand on Wall While Pissing Dude
I’ve never understood the need for dudes to put a hand on the wall while they pee. It’s like a form of douchebaggery in and of itself. Are you so hung and or cool that you feel the need to hold your package with one hand? My bet is that one hand is causing a mess that other dudes are going to have to avoid while pissing. And that hand on the wall…WTF is your problem? Do you know what is on that wall? Yes, buggers. There are other nasty motherfuckers that are smearing their freshly picked buggers on that wall that you are so cooly leaning on.
Both Hands on Hips While Pissing Dude
I think this is even more annoying than 1 hand on hip dude. Who the fuck are you trying to look cool for? Do you realize that you are in a room that is designed for…dudes. You aren’t impressing anyone in there. Is your douchebag level so high that you honestly think you need to look cool while pissing? Please hold your johnson so that you don’t piss everywhere and make it messy for us normal pissers.
Both Hands on Wall While Pissing Dude
Again with the nasty ass wall. Did you see the bloody buggers that the prick before you smeared on the wall? Do you realize those walls have not been cleaned since the bathroom was made? And WTF are you doing anyway, pissing AND getting arrested? Nobody is going to walk in and pat you down, this ain’t a Police station. Hold your junk while you are pissing you stupid dickhead.
Pants Around Ankles While Pissing Dude
I honestly can’t think of a more terrifying situation than to go strolling into a bathroom only to see a grown man at a urinal with his pants pulled all the way down with his hairy ass moon for all to see. I realize that most of the time that the need to do this comes with some form of retardation and I’m okay with that, but seriously; can you not go into a stall and do that? Nobody wants to see you bend over to pull your pants up. Leave the naked pissing to the 5 year olds that really don’t have the coordination to pull their cock out of their zipper to piss.
Do you fit any of the above categories? If so you may need to go wash your hands.
