20 Facebook Fails

With practically everyone having a Facebook page your bound to see or perhaps even say something you wish you hadn’t. Whether it be your parents, grandparents, or even your spouse be careful what you say, because everyone is watching. On another note if you don’t even know how to use Facebook maybe you shouldn’t be posting in the first place.

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  5. Get some original content, fag says:

    Did you steal all of these from lamebook.com, or can you just not be bothered to give credit for some of them?

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  11. Anonymous says:

    What this shows is that Facebook users have the lowest average IQ of any group on earth. No one should be surprised by this. By comparison, thy make creationists look brilliant.

    • Hoosier102 says:

      I would have to disagree. Myspace users have the lowest average IQ of any group on Earth. :D

      • Anonymous says:

        Hoosier103, I have to admit, you must be right. Facebook is only #2, but they are trying very hard. :D

        • Kush says:

          id have to disagree with both of you. it has nothing to do with facebook or myspace, its society as a whole thats becoming completely ignorant. social networks just put it up for the whole world to see. isnt our education system just impeccable?

          • Anonymous says:

            You have a good point. I’ve heard it called, “the dumbing down of America”. It just seems that the ones in the forefront seem to congregate on social networking sites.

            If I had children in school today, for sure I wouldn’t have them in public schools.

          • Narcissist Hunter says:

            Yeah, because you guys are just sooooo much more intellectually superior to the idiot masses. Those silly face-bookers and creationists, what will they do next? Good thing we are free thinking members of the upper echelon of society. You geniuses keep the inferior in check by……oh wait, all you guys do is stroke each others egos and write snide and pompous comments on the internet.

            To be honest, I don’t think anyone in America is getting dumber, I think some people’s egos are just being blown to humongous proportions.
            “Dur hur hur, everyone else is dumb and I am special!11!!!!1!”

          • Anonymous says:

            Let me ask you, did you take lessons on how to be a total asshole, or does it come naturally to you? Yes, there are some of us that are vastly superior to morons like you. So learn to live with it and accept your devalued role in evolution.

            When the revolution arrives, mental defectives like you will be mercifully sterilized to prevent you from passing your stupid gene on to the next generation. Sometimes, evolution can use a helping hand.

          • Narcissist Hunter says:

            Well actually I’d like to think its a natural talent of mine to be an asshole.

            Listen, I’m not gonna pretend to understand what you’re talking about with this whole “revolution” thing, but I’m not gonna go and start a flame war over it. As you are a human being, I respect you, and by extension, I will respect your beliefs and views. But I won’t respect when you call me and other people “mental defectives”. So please,stay the fuck off of the internet until you can learn to respect people. Thank you and have a good day.

            Also, I don’t think there is an actual “stupid gene”, but don’t quote me on that. I’m just another “devalued role in evolution”, you know.

          • Anonymous says:

            Yes, you are an arrogant asshole. Who do you think you are telling anyone “To stay off the internet”? You have a lot to learn about respect, you ignorant piece of shit. You talk bravely enough when hiding behind your keyboard, but I doubt that even you would be stupid enough to say it to anyone’s face. But I could be wrong about that. Stupidity knows no limits.

            Yes, you’ll have to pretend to understand anything. Your clearly limited intellect isn’t capable of comprehending even easy things. So yes, there is a stupid gene. You’re living proof of that.

          • ಠ_ಠ says:

            Man, this is great… Two people arguing over the internet! My favorite part is Mr. Smiths false sense of superiority.

          • lawl says:

            Lawl yeh hes 2 ooold 2 b usin the intrnet

          • Shut the fuck up, Donnie says:

            You’re not stupid, you’re just a hypocrite. Calling others cowards for “hiding behind their keyboards” makes you a coward too, for it’s exactly what you’re doing. Also, having a wide vocabulary and a good understanding of proper grammar does not make you intelligent, per se. As you have demonstrated by using the same arguments in numerous posts (the repetition of the word coward, for example) it is evident to all that your mind is a fairly simple one. Just speculation now, but perhaps you’re socially awkward, and that’s why you feel the need to bash others and make yourself feel important on the internet. At least you’re important somewhere then, right? If you’re wondering why I’m even taking the time to reply to your unimaginative comments, it’s simply a flaw in my nature. I can’t stand arrogant assholes who think themselves better than others because they are superior in one single aspect of life than someone else is. I hope one day you realize gigantic egos are about as attractive and appealing as sticking a live bee hive on your head. Good day, sir.

          • Anonymous says:

            Let me ask you this, you stupid POS. Id I am “hiding behind my keyboard, why would I offer to buy these knuckleheads (like you) a ticket from wherever they are to where I am so they could demonstrate their great personal courage when they have skin in the game.

            I keep the language simple so people like you can understand. Perhaps it’s not simple enough for you? But then, willful stupidity is almost impossible to overcome.

            You are the obviously unintelligent, uneducated type of person that I despise. Would you want a free ticket too? Then we’ll see if face-to-face you are as bold as you write. You ARE hiding behind your keyboard and you are a moral, intellectual, and physical coward. It’s put up or shut up time. I have no doubt that you will never shut up, but you will never confront me personally, either.

          • Shawkins says:

            Actually, the only thing I disagree with in your post is the fact that America is getting ‘dumber’. I also disagree with the idea that everyone looking at this site thinks that the rest of society is inferior, which was not stated but is implied. I know, for one, that I can type correctly, a noticeable percentile of America can not. That doesn’t mean that that part of society is inferior. You have to admit that there are some really stupid people out there, though.

          • Shawkins says:

            Indeed, especially since you didn’t capitalize one word in that post.

          • HowlingIntoTheVoid says:

            Comments equivalent of 2 pompous mirrors propped up and facing each other, reflecting themselves to infinity.

            Bless you Mr Internets.

          • Anonymous says:

            Indeed, your response proves your statement. I appreciate the wonderful capitalization and use of correct punctuation. Who was your English teacher, Webster himself??

    • Ashley says:

      So you are saying that every Facebook user has a low IQ? And who are you to say this? Obviously you are just too good for the rest of the population. Let us all just bow down to you.

    • Penicider says:

      Anonymous eh! How about adding invisible, and silent, then you’d be a perfect dickhead ♡

  12. Name says:

    Youre all wrong.

    Facebook is huge. There are millions upon millions on it. This page shows 20 instances of a few of those millions being completely retarded.

    This does not reflect on society at ALL. It just shows that a minority are mind bogglingly dumb, which has always been true.

    What does, however, reflect on society, is the comments section here. Because a few people did something stupid, you conclude that everyone on a website, or in society as a whole, is stupid. Thats fucking retarded.

    • Anonymous says:

      You just contradicted yourself. This comment section only reflects a very tiny minority of society.

      Dumbass.

      • Scottnintro says:

        what the fuck are you talking about? how did he contradict himself?

        • Claire says:

          He contradicted himself because he was complaining that this article reflects only a very small group in the facebook population. However he also stated that the comment section here actually does represent society as a whole, and yet the comment section it also a small amount of the online population.
          It contradicts itself as a statement.
          But is still a very valid point.

    • Shawk says:

      Facebook IS a reflection of society. You just said that there are millions upon millions on facebook, therefore everything on facebook reflects on those people, which make up part of society. There are stupid people on every website. This is only taking the idiotic comments and displaying them for public entertainment. Besides, isn’t that what all of the media does, you don’t criticize all of them. Especially, when you agree with them.
      (Cursing only makes you sound emotionally driven, which renders your argument as invalid. Even though, I just wasted a few minutes of my life replying to be perfectly honest.)

    • Ashley says:

      agreed.

  13. Dirty K says:

    I swore I would never become a grammar Nazi, but dam* it I’m so sick of this mistake: you’re = you are, your = possession.

    • alucard says:

      dude, in quick interpersonal messagez betwn friends, who fucing carez…. your knot kewl.

      • Anonymous says:

        And you are a willfully ignorant moron that cares nothing about your language and that you present yourself as a semi-literate brain-dead jerk. You are stupid, uneducated, and trying to drag others down to your level. But that’s a lot easier than thinking, isn’t it?

        • Cocks says:

          James Smith and Dirty K you guys are faggots

          • Anonymous says:

            That is exactly the type of unoriginal comment I expected from an ignorant, cowardly jerk. Wwen you can hide behind your keyboard and toss meaningless insults that demonstrate only your own idiocy, you are very brave. Try doing that to my face. No? I didn’t think so.

          • Anonymous says:

            Whenever he is ready. I’ll buy him s ticket from wherever he is to where I am. Then we shall see how brave he is when he actually has skin in the game.

          • roflcopter says:

            ozmagawd yz js sink zat ya so much btr zan da rest of uz pplz doncha James. I sink choo needz a big dick in da bumhole eyyyy.

          • Anonymous says:

            Again, the type of juvenile, senseless comment I would expect from a moron like you. Unoriginal, deliberately badly phrased, spelled, and punctuated. Stupidity is bad enough, but willful stupidity is always worse. But just keep hiding behind you computer, you’ll be safe there.

            No, I am not better than the rest of you. But I am far, far better than you. So anytime you’re ready knucklehead…

          • roflcopter says:

            Iza bin watchin choo from afar James Smif. I hereby casta da voodoo on ja soul mun. Choo a troll mun, and forever ja soul will be trapped in a troll under de bridge mun.
            Yooza ina big truble now mun

          • Anonymous says:

            He moron, why don’t you obey the biblical imperative to “Go forth and multiply thyself”? you are the most stupid POS on this site. You want to threaten me, do it to my face and then accept the consequences. But you are too cowardly for that, aren’t you?

            Come on, put some skin in the game. I’m ready when you are.

          • roflcopter says:

            yooza keep on askin moi to puts me “skin in the game”? Choo vant to be touchin me skin nows Jamie? Iza donta wanta yooza touchin ma skin. I fink smiffy unhappy.

          • Anonymous says:

            I want you to face me like a man. But I forget, you aren’t even human, much less a man with intellectual, moral, and physical courage.

            If I touch your skin, it will be a “life-changing experience” for you. That’s a promise, you ignorant POS..

          • I’m not in the argument at all…but i like your style James…and i’ll be happy if you flew me to your location to face any kind of verbal banter or tongue lashing you can dish out! Good’ay mate!

          • Anonymous says:

            Verbal banter? Tongue lashing? Jennifer, I suspect you have missed the point. :D

            You will notice it suddenly became very quiet, though? ;)

          • Esoterika Apathy says:

            I like you :)

          • Anonymous says:

            Well, thanks I appreciate that. You are very unusual in your courage. Most people do not like it when someone speaks the truth. Most are far more comfortable in their delusions, even when they are not true.

            As they say “Down Under”, Good on ya, mate!

          • Dr. Cramar says:

            Well where are you? I would like put my skin into the game. Especially if it is somewhere nice. Oh, I’ll need a round trip ticket too. Looking forward to fighting.

        • Gordon says:

          Yea you can definitely buy me a plane ticket to where you are you fag. I bet I have a higher IQ than you and I’ll go ahead and display my courage and “put some skin in the game.” You are constantly talking about how everyone’s grammar is fucked up but if you go back and look you spelled some stuff wrong too douche bag. It only got quiet because you kept bringing up the same stupid points in your argument, that everyone was too scared to face you in person and that they were all dumb. Come on send me a ticket, I’ll be glad to make you shut the fuck up. I live in Gainesville, Florida. Would you like my entire address or maybe my phone number so we can discuss this a little bit more? I know this post might have been pointless because you are not going to give me a plane ticket because actually I think you are a pussy.

        • NA says:

          Anonymous, I think you’re sort of missing the point of alucard’s, roflcopter’s, and Jose’s comments.

        • MeliFluous says:

          People like you make me chuckle. I just want to pat you on the head and tell you that everything will be all right. Your life must be a sad one — I pity you, sir. However, if that’s what works for you, then by all means continue grinning at yourself and your illusion of cleverness.

    • Esoterika Apathy says:

      did you mean dam as in the water container which is what you spelt in comparrision to damn as in damn it or damnation ¬_¬

    • Penicider says:

      Thank you!
      I have the same pet peeve with people. ✞

  14. harrumph i say says:

    buy me a ticket to wherever you are from minneapolis minnesota. i’ll come call you an asshole to your face if you’d like.

  15. Woozit says:

    Mr. “Anonymous” with the dorky hat needs to jump off a cliff. :) hypocrite

  16. That guy says:

    These comments were even more entertaining than the facebook screen shots.
    Not even kindergarten has this many pointless childish crying.

    • Sarah says:

      “that guy”, exactly what I was thinking. I’d rather come to this page and watch to see what comments are posted next!

  17. Rachelle says:

    How much do you want to bet Mr.FaggotHat is single.

  18. Jesse says:

    Oh my god just shut the f*** up. We get it, everyone is a different person and has different standards. Some are plain idiots and some are intelligent, but we all have different opinions. So, kindly stop fighting over each others intelligence level. Thank you.

  19. Anon says:

    Mr. FaggotHat shuts up when ppl give their locations LAWLZ Also if a fight happens, video tape that shit

  20. Pattycake says:

    That entire comment section is why I dont normally leave comments. Wow…

  21. Nikko says:

    I stumbled on this site, and as soon as the auto-playing video ad with sound came on I decided that I would never visit this website again. Not to mention the stolen images all gathered from other sites.

    Great way to advertise… by turning people off from your site entirely.

  22. Pratt says:

    Anonymous, you are a jerk.

  23. Michelle says:

    If these are real, they are funny :) However there are many sites on which you can create these fake conversations!

  24. serin says:

    Heck yeah! These comments were awesome! I especially enjoyed Anonymous. Disappointed he quit commenting… I love Stumble.

  25. Damn, Happy days says:

    O_O Failure to everyone! :D You guys have just made my day :P heehee

  26. Floy says:

    I haz chickenz…….

  27. Dr. Cramar says:

    “Whenever he is ready. I’ll buy him s ticket from wherever he is to where I am. Then we shall see how brave he is when he actually has skin in the game.”

    Well where are you? I would like put my skin into the game. Especially if it is somewhere nice. Oh, I’ll need a round trip ticket too. Looking forward to fighting.

  28. Hedgehog says:

    Anonymous… you do realize that roflcopter was probably just messing with you right? He succeeded beautifully in provoking you. It was entertaining to read though.

  29. linktothepast says:

    Anonymous looks like Indiana Jones.

  30. Some bitch. says:

    Well. I think you all need to quit masturbating on your keyboard, walk the fuck outside and GET A LIFE. You’re all just a bunch of pompous arrogant idiots with an extensive vocabulary. I mean, anybody who generalizes the human race onto a social networking site, calls himself intelligent, then threatens to fight anybody who virtually disagrees with him deserves a nice boot in the ass. Whadda dick. Also, don’t correct people’s grammar and spelling if you can’t keep your own shit straight. Get your head out of your ass, step away from the computer, and go read a book on human kindness or common courtesy. Damn. Get a fucking life. And who gives a fuck if these pictures were taken? The person OBVIOUSLY did a good job at getting their site attention. So get your thump out of your ass and grow the fuck up. Damn.

  31. Muhammad Ali says:

    Totally Hilarious! I loved it!! Specially the fourth one

  32. C O D says:

    Hey anyone know what happened to Anonymous. You know the guy telling everyone to “Put skin in the game”. He went very quite all of a sudden after Dr. Cramar asked him for a “round trip ticket” Hahaha.

  33. Captain says:

    I must say, Mr. James Smith, I so thoroughly enjoyed your string of comments, that I searched Google for more posts from you. Unfortunately, I have only been able to find a painfully sparse amount. Perhaps you could assist me in finding more of your intelligent and refreshing arguments amidst this vast digital database of information that the general populous of humanity refers to as the internet?

    • Georgio McHerbert says:

      wat the fuk r u talkin bout u dirty jew? der ain’t no 1 by dat name evn poasted on her, u dum?

      • Captain says:

        Ah, I apologize my good sir. The sporting fellow in the hat under the name Anonymous is one Mr. James Smith, as evidenced by his use of the same picture in his various posts on multiple websites. I would not normally give out one’s real name, however, Mr. Smith has stated on numerous occasions that he is not afraid to give out his real name on the internet. Again, I apologize for any confusion this may have caused you Mr. McHerbert.

  34. Georgio McHerbert says:

    u meen dat fuk durt bag who dont no sheet? an u seyin i confoosed? u think u mor smart than i?

  35. Traipse says:

    I heart you guys.

    Also, I fart you guys.

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