5 Stories For 2010 That Need To Go Away (So Far)

We live in the information age. The Internet and media have reached new heights. With small blogs and large news companies itching to post about the next big story it’s easy to understand how when that big story hits it gets crammed down our throats for several months…multiple times a day. Here are five examples of stories that I wish would just go away.

Tiger Woods

Yes Tiger Woods is arguably the greatest athlete of this generation and probably of all time. He has done more for his sport than every other athlete combined. Lets face it, without Tiger golf and the PGA would be nowhere close to where it is today. With that said, I am sick and tired of hearing about how many whores he is banging and how terrible of a person he is. He cheated on his wife…so what…is it really that big of a deal to all of us who this dude is banging?

Apple’s iPad

Like most geeks I love hearing about the new gadgets and toys that come out, but the Apple fan club has blown the iPad way out of proportion. I understand the cool factor of the new iPad and all, but when you get down to the actual specs and design it kind of loses it’s appeal. It’s just another way for Apple to shove a memory based sales model down our throats without actually innovating the industry. Good job Apple for blowing up an iPhone and calling it a tablet.

Google in China

Oh my God why should I give a flying fucking if Google stays in or leaves China. Why should I give a fuck about China at all? It’s every single day, multiple times, we have to hear about the Google and China divorce. Please go away. I understand that the story will effect a major part of the Internets audience, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’m sick of hearing about it.

Obamacare

I’m not real big into politics and I know that health care is a subject that I should at least pay some sort of attention to, but after hearing about it for so long and so often I’m at the point where I just don’t care. There are always going to be political and social changes that not everyone agrees with – adapt to them and move on.

Conan O’Brien / Jay Leno

Yes NBC is retarded and Jay Leno is too. Yes Conan O’Brien was the best thing NBC had going, but can we please just let the whole Conan O’Brien craze die down now. I don’t care what he is doing now or where he is going; he still rocks and NBC is still stupid. Let’s all just be with COCO and let this story die a nice death. Please.