8 Things Guys Wear Out

Whether its alcohol or games guys seem to go a bit overboard with certain things. A few included on this list may be considered achievements, but there are some that are just plain wrong. So drop your mouse and controller and head into the bedroom with your lady friend and score some real life gamer points.

Alcohol

Everyone loves a good drink, but stopping after just 1 can be hard to do. In this guys case id say that to be true..either that or he was flat out broke.

Vehicles

Guys are always pushing their vehicles to the limit in the form of running it into the ground or seeing just how fast they can go. Next time your pulling donuts in a empty parking lot be sure to ask yourself why.

Video Games

Guys love video games and lets be honest who doesn’t? But maybe its time to quit mashing buttons and mash something else. They give out real life achievements too, their called jobs.

Women

Either you have one or you don’t, but chances are your wearing her out. So next time time an argument starts take her to the back and show her what your made of.

Shoes

No guy will tell you he likes to shop, but maybe its time to invest in a new pair of kicks. Your 94 Jordan’s with the heel talking action aren’t what they used to be.

Televisions

When it comes to a TV we want the biggest and the best money can buy, because when football season starts we wont move unless it’s to get another beer. Either that or your buddy just said your hawt neighbor is out jogging topless.

Internet

It wasn’t enough to use the internet just at home, we need it 24/7 in the form of a cell phone or laptop. If you start to notice you cant talk to girls without typing maybe its time to layoff the internet and try getting a real girlfriend (your blowup doll Mindy doesn’t count).

Food

We all have a tendency to over indulge from time to time, but most guys will eat just because. Next time you about to stuff that burger or burrito down your throat ask your self  if it’s worth 1 hour on the shitter.