Getting a drink at a crowded bar is nearly impossible without waiting 10 minutes and getting bumped into a dozen times. You can keep standing there and wait all night while managing to scope out every chick in the bar, or you can do something about it.
1. Throw Up Cash
Having cash in hand is always a quick way to get a drink. Just make sure you leave a decent tip or the next drink may never come.
2. The Infamous Hit Me
Make eye contact and tap the bar. Simple and to the point.
3. Charades
Make the movement. Either you get what you want or you look like a jackass.
4. The Empty Bottle
Show the empty bottle or glass accompanied with money and your golden.
5. Send A Woman
If all else fails send the most attractive girl your with. If your not with a girl maybe you should practice getting a drink faster. Your not the only one offering drinks and time is precious.










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